Straight Dummies Guide To Colors by jr

This is PINK
And this is FUSCHIA. Note that both colours are visibly different.
So for you guys out there who are planning to get married, remember this. Its OK to wear fuschia. Any real tough guy will wear fuschia. All day long bitch. Everybody knows that.

But don't get weaseled into wearing Pink by your significant other. She may call it Light Vermillion, Pale Crimson, Scarlett "pelan-pelan", or Persian fuckin Rose. DON'T BE FOOLED My Brothers. That's just another way of saying PINK.

But Fuschia, well that's a whole different animal as you see from the clear examples above. When it doubt, tell her "Babe, I'm fine with the fuschia."

So once again kids, and everyone join in now...

PINK is GIRLY, FUSCHIA is MANLY:)