Malang Tak Berbau. But My Brother Does - by jr

My brother-in-law was involved in a 12 car pile-up the weekend before last, which caused a 25km long traffic jam. They were the last car in the chain.
My pregnant sister Nina was sitting shotgun. My niece Yasmin and nephew Daniel were in back. Nina's head hit the windscreen on impact. She suffered bruising but nothing serious. The baby wasn't affected. Yasmin was fine, Daniel had a bruised arm while Ali sprained his wrist. A kid in a Kancil involved in the pile-up broke his nose I think, but apart from that, no one was seriously hurt. Possibly because traffic was heavy at the time and travelling slow. Iqbal's Wira still got smashed though. Fucking Protons.
The accident occured at PLUS KM 278 heading south, somewhere near Nilai at about 10.30am. The cause of the whole accident was a white Naza Ria which suddenly pulled out of the emergency lane without inidicating. The fucker got away without a scratch but the guy behind him got whacked from behind, causing the chain reaction.

The cops were told about the Naza but I don't know if they got him.When I finally arrived at the scene to pick up Iqbal and Ali who were waiting for a tow truck, both guys were exhausted, particularly since it was really hot and there was no shelter nearby.
Iqbal was sweating buckets by then and the ride home was, lets say, less than pleasant (See title).

And have you ever tried driving a Kelisa with a guy weighing 135kg beside you. Was it hard to shift gears? His thigh was almost touching mine! Ever heard of salad, b***h.