Some pictures that I took yesterday and some of today's shot that I want to share with.

Evening flight of Herons

Depart for home.

Some people say my love cannot be true
Please believe me, my love, and Ill show you
I will give you those things you thought unreal
The sun, the moon, the stars all bear my seal
.....
...
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This picture was taken early in the morning today.

Big baby boy - by Adzla

A new psychological disorder have been discovered. There is not much detail about the disease yet but medical scientist confirms that every 1 to 100th trillion people in this world could be infected by this psychological disorder. The discovery was found during an event for small group of family member and friends. It's a simply child toy affection and or with butt spanking as shown in the picture above. What causes for this disorder is yet to be known. However, one suggested that the person who effected with this disease should be treated with lots of barbecued chicken, several stick of cigarettes and a wack in the head.

Just for fun.

Straight Dummies Guide To Colors by jr

This is PINK
And this is FUSCHIA. Note that both colours are visibly different.
So for you guys out there who are planning to get married, remember this. Its OK to wear fuschia. Any real tough guy will wear fuschia. All day long bitch. Everybody knows that.

But don't get weaseled into wearing Pink by your significant other. She may call it Light Vermillion, Pale Crimson, Scarlett "pelan-pelan", or Persian fuckin Rose. DON'T BE FOOLED My Brothers. That's just another way of saying PINK.

But Fuschia, well that's a whole different animal as you see from the clear examples above. When it doubt, tell her "Babe, I'm fine with the fuschia."

So once again kids, and everyone join in now...

PINK is GIRLY, FUSCHIA is MANLY:)

Space Battle by Otai

Make Your Own Game

Destroy all enemies and their fotress, but beware of the two cannons

Desktop wallpaper - by Adzla

After all welcomed comments, I have adjusted the ulutopian logo to suits the original design concept. This image will be use for all Ulutopian members and juniors.

Suggested servings is as follows:

Set this image as your desktop image.

1. Click on the image to enlarge. Right-click and pick 'save image as'. Point to your image directory.
2. Open your graphic properties.
3. Set as desktop background as white color.
4. Find the saved image and set it to desktop wallpaper.
5. Now you will have an Ulutopian wallpaper as your background.
6. Viola! you will see this image every time you boot-up your pc until you vomit blood.

Have a nice day

Ulu logo - by Adzla

On the night of Ulu-bbq, we had a group photo shoot as we've been longing to do this. The image will be used as for new ulutopian logo as we've discussed over the months.

This is the original image.


And I silhouette the edges around. This image is lack of more profile of other overlap individuals.


I'm defining overlap individuals into more defined profile.


This is the final image and re-composed into other statement such as banner, logo etc.


Comments & critics welcome.

BBQ at Wak Jam's House 26 May 2007

Images and words by Ben

First of all, a big thank you to Wak Jam, Ida and Alia for being great hosts. Thanks to Lola for organizing the BBQ. Thanks to all who attended, did their bit and made the event a success.

Here are some pictures of the event:

Otai and his son Adib.

Maya and Sofea (Penan's wife and daughter).

Ida and Alia (Wak Jam's wife and daughter).

Alia playing with her favorite toy.

(From left) JR, Wak Jam and Ali preparing the BBQ.

Alia playing with baby Aqil.

Ulutopian wives and children: (From left, clockwise) Ernie (in green dress, JR's wife), Nurul ( in red T-shirt, Alpha Mike's wife), Zue (sitting next to door, Lola's wife), Alia (at staircase, Wak Jam's daughter), Maya & Sofea (Penans wife and daughter) and Hawa & Aqil (Ben's wife and son).

Everybody sitting around watching Ali doing all the work.
Wak Jam is timing Ali to calculate his efficiency.

Otai and Lola doing their bit as babysitters.

Alpha Mike is Sitting Tall.

The doctor is in..
King Penan gave out free medical advice to
the Ulutopian mothers and mothers to be.

Alia and Sofea playing together.

Wawa (Otai's wife) cooking fried mee.

Maya preparing cut fruits.

Wawa cooking and Nurul helping out.

Alpha Mike preparing drinks.

JR and Ali barbecuing while Puck eagerly waits for the food to be done cooking.

Lola and Ali, seperti pinang dibelah dua!
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As Puck likes to say, "I like food, food is good!"

Alia being groomed to follow in Wak Jam's footsteps to become Gadget Girl.

We need to create bigger Magic Globes!
Bigger tummies mean more room for food!

(From left) Hawa, Zue and Wawa

To view more of the pictures of the event, go to: http://picasaweb.google.com/redza.ahmad/BBQRumahAzam260507

My apologies to Wak Jam and Ida for accidentally breaking a pipe connector in their upstairs toilet. Send me the bill for repair work Azam, I'll pay for it.

Minat Ko Oghee Tino by Otai

Lagu ni office mate aku bagi. Lawak gila aku gelak gaya bebas kat opis.
Nie lagu spoof, cuba teka lagu originalnyer lagu ape...






Minat Ko Oghe Tino

Di manokah boleh cari cinta
Cinta sengoti dale hidup ambo
Lebih kure wak serupo dio
Semoga temu dengan dio

Ambo tokse nak janji ngan dio
Pasti sene hidup dengan ambo
Biar dio sendiri yang rasa
Bertapa gilo nyo ko dio

(Korus)
Ambo meme minat ko ore tino
Tapi buke jenis boyo
Dokleh duk nak cari tino sokmo
Ambo cinto hanyo ko dio

Ambo meme minat ko ore tino
Ore juruh supo dio
Ambo tokse doh pada lain rasonyo
Wak dok cari dan berjumpo
Cinta ambo tenyato
Ambo nak hanyalah dio

(Ulang Korus)

luahan hati...- G aLi [menyampuk kejap]

Kadang-kadang disembunyikan matahari..
didatangkan petir dan kilat..
kita menangis dan tertanya-tanya,
kemana hilangnya sinar..
Rupa-rupanya.. kita nak dihadiahkan pelangi.

p/s: pernah kita bersyukur setiap kali apabila kita bangun dari tidur dan mendapati yang kita masih hidup dan masih lagi melihat mentari pagi??

YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2007 when - bY G aLi

1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is
that they don't have e-mail addresses.

6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see
if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.

7 Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of
the screen.

8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have
the
first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for
panic and you turn around to go and get it.

10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your
coffee.

11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )

12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward
this message.

14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9
on this list

Things Your Cellphone Could Do by Otai

There are a few things that can be done in times of grave emergencies. Your mobile phone can actually be a life saver or an emergency tool for survival. Checkout the things that you can do with it:

1. The Emergency Number worldwide for**Mobile**is 112.* If you find
   yourself out of coverage area of your mobile network and there is an
   emergency,dial 112 and the mobile will search any existing network to
   establish theemergency number for you, and interestingly this number 112
   can be dialed even if the keypad is locked.
   



2. Subject: Have you locked your keys in the car? Does you car have remote
   keys?*
   This may come in handy someday. Good reason to own a cell phone:
   If you lock your keys in the car and the spare keys are at home, call
   someone at home on their cell phone from your cell phone.
   Hold your cell phone about a foot from your car door and have the person
   at your home press the unlock button, holding it near the mobile phone on
   their end. Your car will unlock. Saves someone from having to drive your
   keys to you. Distance is no object. You could be hundreds of miles away,
   and if you can reach someone who has the other "remote" for your car, you
   can unlock the doors (or the trunk).



3. Subject: Hidden Battery power
   Imagine your cell battery is very low, you are expecting an important call
   and you don't have a charger. Nokia instrument comes with a reserve battery. To
   activate, press the keys *3370# Your cell will restart with
   this reserve and the instrument will show a 50%increase in battery. This
   reserve will get charged when you charge your cell next time.
   
4. How to disable a STOLEN mobile phone?
   To check yourMobile phone's serial number, key in the following digits on
   your phone:
   * # 0 6 #
   A 15 digit code will appear on the screen. This number is unique to your
   handset. Write it down and keep it somewhere safe. when your phone get
   stolen, you can phone your service provider and give them this code. They
   will then be able to block your handset so even if the thief changes the
   SIM card, your phone will be totally useless.
   You probably won' t get your phone back, but at least you know that whoever
   stole it can't use/sell it either.
   If everybodydoes this, there would be no point in people stealing mobile
   phones.

How Your Mind Works by Otai

This is cool Bros,
Follow the instructions

1. Relax and concentrate on the 4 small dots in the middle of the picture for about 30 to 40 seconds.


2. Then, take a look at wall near you (any smooth, one colored surface)


3. You will see circle of light developing


4. Start blinking your eyes a couple of times and you will see a figure emerging.


5. What do you see? or should I say Who do you see?

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Focus on the + sign in the center. When you reach the high level of concentration, you'll see only one rotating green circle.

Who moved my cheese trailer by Otai

A good trailer.
I watched the full movie.
Tried to dig from youtube, but no full movie available only trailer found.
It's about always look for a new opportunity, don’t be complacent and how to breakout of your comfort zone.

Good for me.

Takes a while to load.
Enjoy..
Will try to get the full version. tunggu..

Just What Is This Orangutan Doing? by Azam

When we were all single, this used to be our favourite 'cakap kosong' topic. Especially during 'keluar minum' and supper. Ahh... those were the days. But I think this guy still can't challenge my '12 incher' and my 'Gunung Everest' after eating a whole big pack of Gars'va at one go alone. Hehehe.

Beyond The Rocks and Trees - by Adzla

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Misteri yang tak misteri- by Adzla

Kenapa Otai membuat mimik muka sedemikian?..adakah beliau tercekik tulang ikan ketika makan?...atau beliau sedang mengejek atau menyakat baby-topian?...mujur tiada air-liur beliau yg terkeluar.

Untuk mengetahui dengan lebih lanjut, marilah kita saksikan gambar yang lebih besar seperti yang terpapar di bawah ini.:













Rupa-rupanya beliau sedang terliur akan makanan yang terhidang di meja nan cantik milik Jr ketika majlis Ulupotluck yang telah berlangsung pada bulan Januari yang lepas. Mari kita lihat pula dari sudut yang berbeza mengikut pada pandangan Otai.




Beginilah rupanya pandangan dari sudut mata Otai kepada makanan-makanan yang telah dihidang pada hari tersebut. Nampak sahaja macam sedikit, akan tetapi dengan apabila dikumpul dari hasil rezeki masing-masing, makanan menjadi banyak sehinggakan tidak mampu untuk menghabiskan kesemuanya.

Dengan itu, adalah diharapkan acara Ulubbq akan menjadi lebih meriah serta menyeronokan bagi kesemua anggota Ulutopian. Ingat, sabtu ini 26 Mei 2007, bermula jam 5.00 petang (sebenarnya lagi awal lagi bagus ...contoh jam 4.00-4.30 ptg ke...)

Jumpa anda di sana!...ingat jangan biarkan hidup anda diselubungi misteri....

Honda CBR 600 F - by Adzla

Yesterday I got a chance to test out my colleague's motorbike. The Honda CBR 600 F. Sweet. He bought the bike at RM35,000. Full tank is about RM25 and can go about 250++ km. Very fuel efficient. Brief details is as follows:
Model:
Honda CBR 600 F
Year:
1997
Category:
Sport
Displacement:
599.00 ccm (36.55 cubic inches)
Engine type:
In-line four
Stroke:
4
Power:
105.00 HP (76.6 kW))
Torque:
63.00 Nm (6.4 kgf-m or 46.5 ft.lbs)
Valves per cylinder:
4
Starter:
Electric
Cooling system:
Liquid
Gearbox:
6-speed
Transmission type final drive:
Chain

Dry weight:
185.0 kg (407.9 pounds)
Seat height:
810 mm (31.9 inches) If adjustable, lowest setting.

Front brakes:
Dual disc
Rear brakes:
Single disc

Top speed:
250.0 km/h (155.3 mph)
Power/weight ratio:
0.5676 HP/kg
* - info is from www.bikez.com I wish I had a lot of money to own this baby.

filem-filem yang cam best...:- aLi gie

aLi G Production dengan bangganya mempersembahkan



......FILEM KITA......



maaf..susunan filem tunggang-langgang.




belalang: temberang kena kuat pak.....
pak belalang: oohhh.....temberang yang gitu-gitu yerrr...




filem yang dibingtangi oleh Eman Manan,Dato Ahmad Razali,Shahruddin Thamby.....
genre: drama

sapa yang tak tengok betol2..mereka akan cakap pilem ni bosan..pasti bosan...sangat bosan.tapi bagi aku best.




ingat lagi pilem nie? tak ingat? ingat-ingat la...sadis siot ..huhu





yeah.....esok masih ada. cuma kita nie masih lagi kah ada untuk melihat esok???




errk....aku tak penah plak tau pasal pilem nie??
ada sesapa yg tau??



James Bond versi Malaysia - hero dia cam muka aku kan..kan..kan???



enam jahanam - hawhawhawhaw... apa lu pandang? dah kuat? nak mampos?



aku ingat dulu pas UPSR kalu arwah ayah aku kasik 'green lite' aku masuk ATMA, sure aku tak kenal korang masa nie.




:- pilem tentang politik,wang,seks...seks...seks,politik,wang,seks...susuk....seks...seks..wang..
perempuan..seks..seks............nyum-nyum




pilem yang cam best dibingtangi oleh gandingan laki-bini - Eman Manan dan Fauziah Dato Ahmad Daud

ultimate supreme super-duper hero.....